// display random Star Trek quotes
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"The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few. - Vulcan axiom",
"You look quite well for a man that's been 'utterly destroyed', Mr. Spock. - Kirk",
"Is there anyone on this ship, who even remotely, looks like Satan? - Kirk",
"I shall do neither. I have killed my captain, and my friend. - Spock",
"Computer, compute to the last digit the value of pi. - Spock",
"By golly, Jim... I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day! - McCoy",
"Shut-up, Spock! We're rescuing you! - McCoy",
"Let's make sure that history never forgets the name... Enterprise. - Picard ",
"One thing is clear - you'll never look at your hairline again in the same way. - Picard",
"Well, it seems Mrs. Troi is our acting ambassador of goodwill for today. - Picard",
"Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise. -  Riker",
"Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly! - Riker",
"Your head is not an artifact! - Riker",
"Baby needs a new pair of shoes. - Data",
"You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and... - Data",
"If you prick me, do I not... leak? - Data",
"Jean-Luc! It's so good to see you again. How about a big hug? - Q",
"You're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard. - Q",
"You're dead, this is the afterlife -- and I'm God. - Q",
"It's time to put an end to your TREK through the stars. - Q",
"I protest! I am NOT a merry man!!! - Worf",
"Please Mrs. Troi! ... and it's Worf not Woof. - Worf",
"If I may inquire sir, how long have you been captain of the Enterprise? - Worf ",
"Synthetic Scotch, synthetic Commanders... - Captain Scott (Scotty)");
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